If fast food make you fat why reviewbrah the frailest little boy since the victorian era

I had a dream that Joe Biden addressed the nation wearing a Miko robe like a Shinto priestess. He was also visibly 8 months pregnant. He didn't talk about that until the press asked him about it, to which he replied "I bear the child of a great spirit" as if that was like, something mildly inconvenient like getting stuck in traffic.

Cholorplast

This. just a couple guys hanging out living the fucking moment.

this made me cry

awesome 👍

Badlands Chugs drinking directly from the wine-dark sea (Fridge Cold)

time loop fans when it happens again

tony: this is some good stuff! thenks paulie

paulie: aye t, i put them live bees in yous gabagool ya eatin, jus like ya asked

t: you WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-one hour later-

tony: *looks in mirror*

never even happened. not real. delete.

hes kind of cute

girl is that a 9/11 in your pocket. or is your penis just two ofd them and exploding

heheh, don’t mess with christ, kid.

-paulir

Paulie.